• "When my son told me 'Happy 59½ Birthday ™', I asked him if I looked 59 1/2.
  'You used to', he said" - Toby's Dad
• "60 million people + 20 years + 10% penalty gone forever = 1 under-celebrated birthday"
  - 59andahalf.com
• After you reach age 59½, you can receive distributions without having to pay the 10% additional tax."
  - The IRS (Publication 590, page 49, "age 59½ rule")

So…when will I turn age 59 ½?  What about my favorite client?  What about my Aunt Gertrude?

Welcome to our proprietary, state of the art, trademarked, warp speed, 100% accurate (consult your tax advisor first), only one on the web…AGE 59 ½ CALCULATOR™.  All you have to know is Aunt Gertrude’s date of birth and we’ll tell you…FOR FREE…in an INSTANT…when she will turn age 59 ½.  That way, you’ll be the first to say “Happy 59 ½ Birthday®”!  By the way, she’ll look smashing in one of our famous 59 ½ aprons or holding one of our 59 ½ coffee mugs (or scores of other cool stuff for 59andahalf-ers™ at our store).

 

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